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opportunity to extend my personal development even further which I have done. I love it, but that does not mean that anyone else would. Somebody once said, "Everybody goes crazy their own way", and I guess that this is just my way.

Sincerely,

Virginia

JV Humor

A 28 inch TV is obviously someone who could use a bit of padding in the right places.

1st TV "Did you hear that Mary was arrested last week?"

2nd TV "I suppose someone read her."

1st TV "Heavens no! She was on vacation for a month and passed the Whole time. The only problem was that after four weeks in heels she couldn't walk on flat shoes and so she was mistakenly arrested as a drunk when she went back to work."

1st Secretary "Automation finally caught up with me. My boss fired me a week ago and replaced me with a TV."

2nd Secretary "That's too bad, but what can a TV do that you can't?"

1st Secretary "Well, the one they just hired serves as plant foreman from 9 until noon and as private secretary, receptionist and girl friday from 1 until 5. Plant production doubled the first week and she's a better typist than I am. That's what a TV can do that I can't.”

OVERHEARD AT A COLLEGE REUNION:

What ever happened to

that kooky chemist who was working on a chemical formula to remove a man's beard?

I really don't know, but he must have given up on the idea. I see that a lovely girl is living in his old home and I noted that his company is now listed on the New York stock exchange so I assume that he invented a product that people needed and then moved away.

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